I heard Dave sing tonight. He's part of a choir. I saw their last show, before Christmas, but this time Dave had his own number, so it's the first time I really heard him sing. It was special because it's an important aspect of his life that I haven't had the chance to be much of a part of. The coolest thing was to find out that Dave sings beautifully. I hope I'll be lucky enough to hear him again.

Was this National Cranky Old Lady Day or something? First there was the lady who asked me if I HAD to use my building's back door (I was meeting someone there), as if I was doing something unbelievably rude (she was having furniture delivered, but how could I have known?). Then, five minutes later, there was the lady in my building's office (I was there to get a visitor's parking pass) who told me to get out of her way because she was talking to the receptionist. Then there was the lady at the bakery giving her husband shit for - oh, I don't know, existing, probably.
Whatever you do tonight, don't go outside.

Hello. I'm alive.
Okay? Can I go now?

This morning I saw a woman on the subway. She had great hair, and I really wanted to tell her. What I liked most about it was the colour. It reminded me of melted butter. Or wheat. Or a sunset.
Or butter-covered wheat at sunset.

Tonight I watched the new television program "Andy Richter Controls the Universe". Everyone should watch it. It's at 8:30 on Fox. On Tuesdays. It's very funny and clever, which is what I expected from the star. I saw three car commercials in a row during the show. Who do they think is watching Andy Richter's new show? 'Car And Driver' subscribers? One of the car commercials featured snowboards, which makes so much sense really.

Some days I could kick the internet in the teeth.

Movie trailer shorthand:
If there's dancing in the preview, it's a period movie.
If the preview is made up of scenes with no dialogue, it's a foreign film.
If the preview is a minute or less in length, and the movie is due out in six months, the budget for the movie was at least $125 million.
If the preview shows characters from the movie laughing, it's either a "life-affirming dramedy" or a comedy without any funny scenes.
If the preview features several pop songs, the movie is guaranteed to be a piece of shit.
If there are no previews, please tell me where you go to the movies.