My apartment is becoming a stagnant pit of hell. Well, not that bad, but you get my drift. It's creepy how slovenliness can get out of control. You know, "Hey, there's already one empty cereal box on the kitchen counter, who'll care if I leave more?!" It's gotten to the point where I think I'd be better off setting fire to the place instead of cleaning it...

Okay, time for the finals of my Worst of the Worst contest! Act like you care!
WHICH IS WORSE?
the cold or vomiting? - b
vomiting or onions? - a
Vomiting wins! Hurrah! Three cheers for vomit!!

Don't worry, ladies and germs, I haven't forgotten round two of the worst of the worst showdown (see May 7 entry). Here are the semi-finals (yes, I am milking this for as many entries as I can):
dance music or the cold? - b
disturbed sleep or vomiting? - b
Okay, that leaves us with the cold, vomiting, and onions. Stay tuned...
In the meantime, please join me in a moment of silence for Rob the Limo Driver, who was voted off of Survivor tonight...

I'm in a right bitchy mood.
My annoyance accrued in snowball fashion over the course of the afternoon.
Maybe it's because I went to the medical lab this morning and they drew enough of my blood for the entire staff to take a bath in.

Sometimes I wish I could take photographs with my ass.

Ha ha! Just a humorous little joke, folks!
I thought of a fun game. Here are ten things I don't like: bad hair, dance music, the cold, the movie 'Baby Geniuses', having tired legs from walking, disturbed sleep, walls painted off-white, vomiting, onions, raisins. I will now pit them against one another until there remains standing only one victor, the worse of the worse. Here we go.
WHICH IS WORSE?
bad hair or dance music? - b
the cold or the movie 'Baby Geniuses'? - a
having tired legs from walking or disturbed sleep? - b
walls painted off-white or vomiting? - b
onions or raisins? - a
Stay tuned for Round Two!!

Sometimes I wish I could take photographs with my eyes.

Bought my second painting this weekend. This is a painter I've been meaning to buy from for a while; I was really happy to finally find the right painting. She works in different styles and media; this one is a nature scene done in Group-of-Sevenish impressionism, with rich, dark colours.
What does it mean to be 30? To me, nothing negative. I roll my eyes at the ones who bellyache that they're getting older at 30. If anything, 30 makes me feel more substantial as a person, and more attractive.