A squirrel riding a dolphin whilst humping a can of Five Alive. Yup, that's what feeling alive is all about.

An unexpected side effect of my trip to Chicago is that it made me sad that I'm not independently wealthy. I always knew I wanted to travel, but actually doing it and having a good experience made me realize just how badly I want to travel, and that I want to do so extensively. Maybe I'll start investing in lottery tickets...

Aw, Mom, spam for breakfast again?? Sorry, but I couldn't resist sharing this one: "Stacey, Solve Your Tax Problems Yet?"