Watched the Survivor premiere yesterday, and it hooked me yet again. It helped that the right person got voted off. This group seems refreshingly less sleazy than the last one. Jake Billingsley (the old guy) and Ted Rogers (the token black male) are the only ones that struck me as being remotely attractive among the men (big surprise - a fit, handsome older guy with facial hair and an ex-football player).

Some things are too good to keep to oneself. Some things, you have to share. Ladies and gennelmen, I present you with today's spam:

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I don't think comment from yours truly is necessary...

An entry in someone else's journal triggered what amounts to the last straw regarding my tolerance for something. Every time the media describes someone like James Gandolfini or Dennis Franz as having sex appeal, they invariably have to call them 'unlikely sex symbols', and they always try to attribute their appeal to anything except the man's physical appearance. Because, god knows, IT'S UNTHINKABLE THAT ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD POSSIBLY FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. Fuck you, media, for propagating narrow, ancient, destructive and inaccurate stereotypes about what is and isn't attractive. FUCK YOU!!!

Do you ever do this thing when you're eating something with dubious nutritional value where you try not to look at it too closely, and you give it only a few chews before you swallow it? I just did that with the beef teriyaki I got from the food court. I feel like I can relate to those contestants on Fear Factor.

Now it is time for me to write my LiveJournal entry. So first, a disclaimer: Some of my best friends are LiveJournal users!
It seems everybody has an opinion on this journal-writing site, and I am no exception.
LiveJournal is like the mafia, or one of those exclusive secret-handshake men's clubs. It's got quite a snotty aura about it, for something so trivial. The only way to have your very own LiveJournal web log is for another LiveJournal member to 'sponsor' you. And each LiveJournal member can sponsor only one person. (Lord knows what happens to them if they try to sponsor more.) But hey, LiveJournal doesn't want you to feel excluded. If you want to comment on someone's entries, you're allowed. Of course. But you have to declare your identity. When you go to post a comment, you have to choose between 'LiveJournal user' or, um, 'anonymous'. I guess if you're not a LiveJournal user, you're not special.
For a parody of LiveJournal by someone who hates it for different reasons than me, click here. Make sure to read the comments!