Okay, I know one thing this journal doesn't need is another entry about Survivor, but... too bad.
Even after five seasons, if a show can still make me exclaim out loud (yeah, that's right, as opposed to all the exclaiming I do inside my own head), "What? Oh my god!" and the like, then it has to be a pretty good show in my book. Tonight, the show surprised me twice. First, when Robb, the most despicable person on that show to date, all of a sudden had a personality make-over and became likable. The second time was when everyone in his tribe voted him off.
Now that's television.

Ever have one of those days/weeks/years/careers when you go, "What?? It's only 2:25p.m.??? Fuck!"

Yesterday I was eating pudding (as I am wont to do), and there were "jokes" inside the little pudding cups that have got to be the lamest I've ever read. Here are some samples:
What's at the end of a rainbow? - The letter "w".
What kind of nightclub do computers go to? - A disk-o.
Why do cats love computers? - They like playing with the mouse.

Isn't this one of the seven signs of the apocalypse?