It is time for me to leave this place. I've been here about nine months. I guess I've carried my baby to term, and NOW THE PLACENTA IS READY TO COME OUT!!
Um, sorry.
What I mean to say is, I'm moving my journal. I don't have a lot of problems with blogger, which hosts my journal here, but I have lots of problems with Enetation, which takes care of my comments section. As you all surely know, it sucks. It's extremely slow and defective. Half the time it's not even available. So I'm moving to livejournal. Yes, livejournal, which I bitched about in these very pages. I maintain my gripes - it's a little too much like the mafia - but the pluses outweigh the minuses.
So, see ya on the other side:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/claudecub/

Those of you who use our fair city's transit system must have seen this ad for the International Academy of Design and Technology... for a school that deals in visual arts, their ad looks pretty awful. It features a young man with weird pursed lips, glasses from the seventies, and some sort of sleeveless cardigan that I don't think was ever in style. He's looking at the camera, and his gaze seems to say, "Yeah, I'm a nerd. So what? You wanna make something of it?"
Don't provoke him! He's a member of the sleeveless cardigan nerd gang!

I read in the paper that Michael Jackson apologized for dangling his baby off a balcony.
Who did he apologize to, the baby?
The poor guy needs help. Lots of it.

For once, a negative comment about the tv show Survivor in my journal:
If I have to see one more gratuitous extreme close-up of a Visa credit card I'm gonna puke.

"Pizza offer ends hostage siege" - Toronto Metro
Ah yes, the old pizza offer trick - works every time!

Today a woman on maternity leave visited the office with her baby. I held it for about ten minutes. It was so cute - it was fascinated by my beard and kept touching it!

Some bitch was blasting Christmas songs at 4am while I tried to sleep last night. IT'S ONLY THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER FOR CHRISSAKES!